Historically, male nudity is a comedic tool used to make us laugh. I know laughing is the last thing you’ll be doing while watching these scenes. Take ‘em all in and get lost in the sin of famous full frontals! The sad news that Fifty Shades of Grey will not feature any full-frontal has left many of us devastated. Fear not, however! Jezebel is here to pick up the rubble and distract you with the 50 best (theme, you see?) peens you can see on-screen. Trust us, these pictures will make your mood rise. Bacon's nude scene at the end of Wild Things stands as an iconic moment in full frontal history. Having such a mainstream actor like Bacon get such major attention for going totally nude inspired other actors. It brought male nudity out of the realm of arthouse films into blockbuster/major motion picture territory. It also got a lot more buzz.